20 5 / 2013
for every single person that reblogs this, i will personally creep your blog and leave 1 word that i feel describes you
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20 5 / 2013
20 5 / 2013
The awkward moment when you’re licking your lips because they’re dry but someone takes it the wrong way
You:
Them:
(Source: bringmeclosertotheedge)
20 5 / 2013
GUYS WE MADE THE NEWS it was like yahoo buys tumblr that was pretty much it
20 5 / 2013
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
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20 5 / 2013
what the fuck did i just watch
I don’t know but it really speaks to me
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20 5 / 2013
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me
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20 5 / 2013
My Heart Rate
Normal:
When I’m with you
When you’re with someone else
(Source: ameerhaqeem, via vintagesweetiexo)
20 5 / 2013
20 5 / 2013
Damn ;)
Unf o.o,
i enjoy this
sweet jESUS HELP ME
(Source: babe-gimme-ur-blood, via soldyourself-forabitoffame)
20 5 / 2013
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
(Source: vvumblr, via iwillsailtotheedgeoftheworld)
